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Let’s talk Toblerone.

That big golden bar with sharp edges and a Matterhorn-sized identity crisis.

Some people break it.

Some people bite it.

Some people (like me)… avoid it altogether.

Yep. I said it.

I don’t eat Toblerone.

Never have, never will.

It’s just way too sweet for me—and those sticky caramel bits? They park themselves between my teeth like they’re moving in permanently. No thank you.

But here’s the thing: every time someone unwraps one of those iconic bars in a room, it’s only a matter of seconds before someone jumps in with “Wait, you’re doing it wrong!”

The great Toblerone triangle debate begins.

The “normal” way (that’s apparently wrong)

Most people grab a triangle and pull it away from the rest of the bar. Seems logical. That’s how it’s shaped, right?

But that usually ends in a minor chocolate collapse and slightly sticky fingers. Nothing tragic, just messy. And according to chocolate know-it-alls… totally incorrect.

The “correct” way (so they say)

If you believe the internet (and some very serious Swiss chocolate lovers), the right way is to push the triangle toward the rest of the bar.

Not away. Toward.

Counterintuitive, I know.

But try it: thumb on the front, index finger on the back, and press inward. The triangle pops off cleanly like a soft snow break off the Alps. No effort. No mess.

Magic? Maybe.

Necessary? Probably not.

Fun to try just to see the look on someone’s face when you show them? Absolutely.

But let’s be honest…

Whether you break it, snap it, bite it like a caveman, or melt it slowly like it’s a meditative ritual—does it really matter?

Some people even keep theirs in the fridge or freezer for that crunchy edge moment.

Others just leave the bar out and forget about it for months… until they desperately need chocolate and suddenly feel okay with Toblerone again.

Me?

I’ll just be over here with my 85% dark chocolate from Lindt, wondering how Toblerone became a symbol of national pride and passive-aggressive snack debates.

But hey—if it brings people together (even for a ridiculous argument about chocolate geometry), maybe that’s the real sweet spot.

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How do you break your Toblerone?

Or do you, like me, simply… don’t?