Ah yes, the sacred weekend grocery ritualโwhere everybody and their distant cousin decides itโs the perfect time to flock to the supermarket, fill their carts like itโs the apocalypse, and casually clog up every major road and parking lot in town.
Truly, what a magical time to be alive.
Now, donโt get me wrong. If youโre someone who lives for weekend traffic, queues that rival Disneyland, and the primal thrill of battling three other cars for the last parking spotโmore power to you. But as for me? Iโve had my fill of that adrenaline rush. My younger self may have tolerated it. Heck, my commuting-to-the-office desk job self had no choice. But this older, wiser, traffic-weary version of me? He says, โNo thanks.โ
Lately, Iโve been dramatically sighing to my wife every time we brave the Saturday mall crowd or spend half our life waiting at traffic lights. โWhy do we keep doing this to ourselves?โ I ask, while silently reliving the trauma of office commutes past.
So, we changed the game.
We now do groceries at night. Thatโs rightโwe shop under the moonlight like grocery store ninjas.
It turns out the secret to inner peace and avoiding weekend-induced rage is justโฆ going after 7 PM. Kanesue, our grocery haven of choice, is open until 9:30 PM. And get thisโno traffic. No shouting toddlers. No sun melting your car into a mobile oven. Just cool air conditioning, calm aisles, and parking spots as far as the eye can see.
Itโs almost suspicious. Are weโฆ winning?
Even better, the shelves are still stocked, the staff doesnโt judge our awkward evening wanderings, and we donโt leave the store drenched in sweat and regret. In fact, we leave smiling. Imagine that. Smiling after grocery shopping.
So if you too are tired of playing Hunger Games: Parking Lot Edition, maybe itโs time to join the night shift shoppers. You donโt even need to wear armor or bring a shield.
Just donโt tell too many people. We like our secret grocery sanctuary quiet.








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