๐Ÿš— Weekend Groceries & Mall Madness: A Beautiful Nightmare Iโ€™m Glad to Leave Behind

Ah yes, the sacred weekend grocery ritualโ€”where everybody and their distant cousin decides itโ€™s the perfect time to flock to the supermarket, fill their carts like itโ€™s the apocalypse, and casually clog up every major road and parking lot in town.

Truly, what a magical time to be alive.

Now, donโ€™t get me wrong. If youโ€™re someone who lives for weekend traffic, queues that rival Disneyland, and the primal thrill of battling three other cars for the last parking spotโ€”more power to you. But as for me? Iโ€™ve had my fill of that adrenaline rush. My younger self may have tolerated it. Heck, my commuting-to-the-office desk job self had no choice. But this older, wiser, traffic-weary version of me? He says, โ€œNo thanks.โ€

Lately, Iโ€™ve been dramatically sighing to my wife every time we brave the Saturday mall crowd or spend half our life waiting at traffic lights. โ€œWhy do we keep doing this to ourselves?โ€ I ask, while silently reliving the trauma of office commutes past.

So, we changed the game.

We now do groceries at night. Thatโ€™s rightโ€”we shop under the moonlight like grocery store ninjas.

It turns out the secret to inner peace and avoiding weekend-induced rage is justโ€ฆ going after 7 PM. Kanesue, our grocery haven of choice, is open until 9:30 PM. And get thisโ€”no traffic. No shouting toddlers. No sun melting your car into a mobile oven. Just cool air conditioning, calm aisles, and parking spots as far as the eye can see.

Itโ€™s almost suspicious. Are weโ€ฆ winning?

Even better, the shelves are still stocked, the staff doesnโ€™t judge our awkward evening wanderings, and we donโ€™t leave the store drenched in sweat and regret. In fact, we leave smiling. Imagine that. Smiling after grocery shopping.

So if you too are tired of playing Hunger Games: Parking Lot Edition, maybe itโ€™s time to join the night shift shoppers. You donโ€™t even need to wear armor or bring a shield.

Just donโ€™t tell too many people. We like our secret grocery sanctuary quiet.

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